image taken from octoferret's flickr
3.15.2009
MR PICKLE HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED
you barbarians! you monsters!! there is no punishment severe enough for the atrocity you have committed! this is like the time hitler killed buddy holly, richie valens and the big bopper at pearl harbor on 9/11.... TIMES A MILLION. whoever stole mr. pickle, you sicken me. i hope when the police finally corner you and lock you away for the rest of your miserable life, that your every waking moment is haunted by the look of innocent joy on mr. pickle's face. a look that you have stolen from all of us.
image taken from octoferret's flickr
image taken from octoferret's flickr
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cop sighting at mr pickle today. an investigation is underway. scourge of the mission, pickle thief, you shall not go unpunished.
ReplyDeleteexcellent! i hope the police solve this soon, before angry mobs head out in search of street justice. this could tear our fragile community apart.
ReplyDeleteYou are blowing up the local internets!
ReplyDeleteha ha thanks DW. i'm still waiting for your review of mission creek's turkey sandwich btw. also I ate at Ike's Place today and it was so good!
ReplyDeleteseriously breadxbread is like the new twitter.
ReplyDeletekatie and i's reviews of ike's place and phat philly will be on the way soon as well.
that is by far the funniest sentence ever written containing hitler, pearl harbor, and 9/11. I've been guffawing and chortling for days.
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