I'm only willing to accept partial blame for this one. Ok, yes, I was the one that came home from the corner store with a package of bologna and a bag of "flamas" (Mexican chili-lime) Doritos. But when I sat down at the couch with my late night snack, it was a simple bologna and cheddar sandwich with a bowl of chips on the side. It was only at the prompting of Els did the two combine, against the will of GOD, in unholy matrimony. I therefor suggest that any hate mail/picketings/prayers for eternal souls be directed at her, and not me. Even though I'm the one that ate this.... and thought it was GREAT. Does it make it any less trashy that it was on nice German Farm bread, with imported German mustard and a good sharp cheddar bought at the local co-op? No, it only makes it that much worse. What a horribly trashy and shameful sandwich. But, I think I have some chips and bologna left over in the kitchen right now...... and I do need to eat lunch..... don't judge me!